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genderterrorist:

leowithani:

Shut you up real fast.

DAMN

(Source: chiraa-khoor, via pizza)

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via kingburu)

tsumugukinagases:

"i spent more time practicing the reverse harem jutsu than i did the rasengan but yeah i’m totally straight haha fist my ass sasuke i mean give me a high five bro"

(via sasu-loves-naru)

loophemmings:

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

(via ultra-v-vamos)

marleia:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS GIF FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES

(via kingburu)

Back&shoulder angel wings tattoos 

If I get a tattoo, it’s gonna be this

(Source: lost-moonlight)

gokulolita:

ilysmdisney:

Can we appreciate how the Emperor just WALKS AWAY when Shang comes in?

He doesn’t just walk away.
He also rolled his eyes.

(via cozypastelcrayons)

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(Source: tooshaknowsbest, via kingburu)

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

(via pizza)

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(Source: greenhoused, via kingburu)

Fredrick, Fire Emblem Awakening (pretty much the most raw ass shit you can say right before you about to fuck someone up)

(via astromeria)

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