i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party
bae: come over ;)
me: cant im watching naruto
bae: my parents arent home
me: im watching NARUTO
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.