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firemen:

elfgod:

My nose is running

then u better go catch it

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kelpls:

I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without any plot omfg i can’t do comics 

im sorry that it is an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG POST but it’s easier to read this way  i thin k /  

I need more or else I think I might DIE

joh-lunatics:

sieistwunderschon:

Being a dad the right way

This is too fucking cute.

Where is this from, please?

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

(via hi)

Scientists.

catattaque:

When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”

And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”

(via pizza)

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

(via hi)

the writing process

monday at 3 in the fuckin morning:you're hemorrhaging parallel structure and general flawless construction
saturday at 2 pm:type words you know. vacuum. ostrich. floor lamp. there was a plot here at one point.

belonely:

"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"

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