it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
yeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits
IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN
It’s been two years and I’m still laughing at this video
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
Lies, don’t wanna know, don’t wanna know
oh I can’t let you go, can’t let you go
oh I just want it to be perfect
To believe it’s all been worth the fight
Lies, don’t wanna know,
don’t wanna know oh
(Source: SoundCloud / Marina and The Diamonds)
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
(Source: , via chitai-as-fuck)
Congratulations, you’ve made it through another month!
(And almost another year!)
I’m so proud of you for carrying on, when sometimes you didn’t want to.
Happy December! :)
Keep going, you are doing great.
THIS SONG HAD BEEN COVERED BY ED SHEERAN. JOHNNY CASH, JACK WHITE AND LIKE EVERYBODY BUT NO ONE DOES IT LIKE THIS KID WITH AN IPHONE.
YOU NEED THIS. MY. GOD.
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A RECORD DEAL.