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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

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arkatoir:

never forget: that godawful disney channel attempt at miku cosplay

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Anonymous asked: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity


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olivegarden:

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maryjanespussy:

lion:

When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party

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Omfg

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harunoh:

bae: come over ;) 
me: cant im watching naruto 
bae: my parents arent home 
me: im watching NARUTO

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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roboticdreams:

kyntello:

I M   GO GONA  ? !??????

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kikuul:

The way she tried to handle her keys omfg

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